Those of you too young to remember the cheesy awkwardness of The Bionic Man, today is the day of your introduction and education about t.v. so bad, it's good. And it's not a bunch of drunk, 'roided up kids arguing, fighting, then breaking up several times=total yawn fest.
The only moral of the story here is a slight cautionary tale about hiking solo in the back woods, because a very tall actor in an ill-fitting hair suit might attack you. Just make sure you get something in writing, so you can collect residuals as an extra. Can't trust these entertainment executive types. Oh wait, there is a moral after all!
André the Giant has a posse.
