Bear has lots of thinking to do! |
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
Annoying Accents
I love regional accents. My family speaks with a hardcore "New Yawk" one, so it sounds like home to me. But there are some rather unpleasant atonal dialects in this beautiful patchwork nation of ours that are like nails on a chalkboard. Hello!! It's Friday peoples! I'd like to start off this new feature with an old commercial that instantly got under my skin. Many of you might remember the cell phone campaigns from a few years back with a caffeinated cheerleader and the bullshitting real estate agent.
Both irritating and instantly grating, to be sure, but the young cheerleader character had this sort of vague "Valley Girl" that's not really localized to SoCal anymore, to our collective great misfortune.
I remember a particularly bad elevator trip that included two younger co-workers. They ignored me and quite naturally so, since I am not of their tribe. They had this insane dialogue in a dialect that I have never been able to forget. Like, ever: "Omigod, I LUUUVV your dress. It's, like, retro, but in a cool way." "I knnnnnooooowww! And, like, I got it at Banana." (for those outside the tribe, that means Banana Republic, a clothing store). "Ooooh, noooo wayyyy. I totally used to shop there, then I stopped, but now their clothes are like, sooooo much better." "Yah. They must have gotten a new creative...blah blah blah." "Haha! Like, exactly...blah blah blah..."
I remember a particularly bad elevator trip that included two younger co-workers. They ignored me and quite naturally so, since I am not of their tribe. They had this insane dialogue in a dialect that I have never been able to forget. Like, ever: "Omigod, I LUUUVV your dress. It's, like, retro, but in a cool way." "I knnnnnooooowww! And, like, I got it at Banana." (for those outside the tribe, that means Banana Republic, a clothing store). "Ooooh, noooo wayyyy. I totally used to shop there, then I stopped, but now their clothes are like, sooooo much better." "Yah. They must have gotten a new creative...blah blah blah." "Haha! Like, exactly...blah blah blah..."
For those of you who doubt the trauma-inducing aspects of this accent and manner of speaking, I submit to you this question: would you have been able to endure an elevator ride with that swirling around you? And I mean without throwing punches. I had to actually grit my teeth against the rising laughter, dig my nails into my palms, and face the wall. Yeah, it was like that. But I'm better now.
Hmm. Maybe not. Oh well.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Cooking with Gas
Spring Rice |
Spring time freshness, with my version of a light risotto-like dish: brown rice, chopped Italian parsley for a brightness of flavor, and Locatelli Romano, with dashes of salt, pepper, tarragon, curry, and some Louisiana hot sauce. That's how I roll.
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Marie Doucette
Labels:
cooking,
foods
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Snack Time
Remember those After-School Special commercials about healthy eating? So do I. "I hanker for a hunk of cheese!" Let's revisit, shall we?
As adults, Family Guy gives us the natural conclusion to those inspired ads of yore: crack! Do you remember thinking that the people who made cartoons were on drugs? You were right. When in doubt, just check out any episode of Gumby. Stay tuned for more Springtime retro t.v. posts. They're a comin'!
At Home
Cigar box for remotes |
I found a great idea surfing online: repurposing old cigar boxes as stylish compartments for remotes. After a trip to the smoke shop in my 'hood, I scored a few for free. The owner had no problem donating them to my craft project. Thank you! They were a little musty, so I washed them out and lined them with adhesive shelf paper.
Clutter-free coffee table |
Et volià! Clutter-free for me. I'll use the smaller one for keepsakes, and the bigger one turned out to be large enough to house coffee table items. Gotta keep those Feng Shui principles tight and right.
Monday, March 26, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
Pangur Bán
Scriptoriums were the elite universities of their day. Clergy often came from wealthy families, because a religious leader serves as a conduit to political power as well. An abbey houses the greatest intellectual, scientific and creative minds of the day. There would be gardens, bakeries, stables, a medical lab, blacksmiths, leatherworkers, each kind of craftsman and artisan, with the most current libraries and sophisticated technologies from every corner of the earth.
Benedictine Abbey of Reichenau |
They would pen not only religious works, but those for entertainment. Let's meet the Irish monk stationed at the Benedictine Abbey of Reichenau, in Germany. Far from home, he brings a cat for companionship. At the end of another full day, working on the most serious and scholarly of texts, what would someone like him do for amusement? Sport and play with his feline friend! He wrote a quaint and charming tribute to his cat, a subject still beloved by children today. Books about pets and other animals remain the best selling ones for children. "White Fuller" or Pangur Bán, survives as an example of Irish Literature for all ages. It is a story that continues to inspire, like this animated version from The Secret of Kells.
http://courtbard.tripod.com/id113.htm |
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Mummies
Today is the start of a new series about human preservation, because
I friggin' love mummies. At the top of my list undoubtedly sit the Bog People, so in continuation of this months' Celtic theme, let's start with a look at some finds from The Emerald Isle. Amazingly preserved, like people cast in metal, they give homage to the very era from whence they sunk into the bogs' depths.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/01/0117_060117_irish_bogmen.html |
Through testing of their stomach contents, we learn about their diet, from their clothing we can determine their social status, through carbon dating, the time period, and from forensic study, the circumstances surrounding their deaths. The bog is a veritable time capsule, rife with fascinating details about The Iron Age.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/01/0117_060117_bog_photo.html |
Tollund Man |
Shoes from the Iron Age |
Let's explore it together!
Posted by
Marie Doucette
Labels:
Bog People,
Eire,
mummies
Cooking with Gas
Springtime Salad |
What better way to celebrate spring than with the freshness of a green salad? Made even better for those who train by adding eggs, for that much needed protein boost.
This composition courtesy of: Boston Bibb lettuce, Italian parsley, organic tomatoes, oil and vinegar, salt and pepper, topped with two fried eggs. Go get 'em!
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Springtime!
The Japanese Garden |
Magnolias at the garden |
Here comes the sun |
Fragrant Paper Bush (edgeworthia chrysantha) |
Daffodil Hill |
The first Cherry tree blossoms |
In the spotlight |
Town and country |
For my mama :) Enjoy the weather.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Around the Way
Monday, March 19, 2012
Cooking with Gas
Romano-crusted tilapia |
I'm not a big seafood eater because I prefer fresh shellfish, like any other Acadian. I researched some recipes online to get a feel for the direction of the fry, and it's pretty simple. Like most Italian cooking, the ingredients just have to be fresh. I bought tilapia and Italian parsley, mixing Locatelli romano and seasoned bread crumbs together for the coating. Et voilà!
Ham and egg sandwich with Boston Bibb lettuce and fresh Italian parsley |
Like the past few weekends, I woke up Saturday morning with carnivore tastes. I decided to frazzle the last of the Applegate Farms ham, and since it was already around lunchtime, make a nice eggy sandwich with Bread Alone's Peasant Bread. Killer eats, friends. Check it out.
Spaghetti with chicken and parsley meatballs in tomato sauce. |
On a roll, I kept the nostalgia theme going. For many Italian-Americans, the early meal on Sunday is a big pasta dinner. After remembering my late grandfather with the St. Pat's parade, I'm sure he'd love my food made in honor of his lovely wife, my sweet Italian-American Grandma. By now, many of you may be wondering just how many ethnicities there are in my huge extended family, and the answer is...a lot! But that's an article for another day. Nothing reminded me more of childhood Sundays' past than crashing out drowsily on the couch with a very full belly. Happy St. Joseph's Day!
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Marie Doucette
Labels:
foods
Brooklyn St. Patrick's Day Parade
Because we live in a city as old as New York, our towns and villages pre-date strip malls, bedroom communities, and suburbs. We have a network of distinct and unique neighborhoods within each borough, built before the advent of easy travel. Horse-driven buggies rode over cobble-stoned streets, and the first underground railway system had velvet-roped seats. I know this, because my grandfather described the old train cabs to me in vivid detail.
He also told me childhood memories about Old Breuckelen. When he was little, there were still some farms with chicken, sheep, and horses that roamed around the more rural areas. He had the Gaelic gift of gab and a naturally charming manner, with a silver tongue made for storytelling. I thought of him yesterday. He, a Brooklyn-born boy from the turn-of-the-century, would have loved our small town parade as much as I did.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
St. Patrick's Day
It just wouldn't be this celebrated feast day without hoisting a pint of the delicious dark stuff. And so I did. If you can find tall, black cans of Guinness in your local bodega, get those. There's special technology built into every can, a bumper mechanism in the bottom, that causes it to foam to a large head upon opening the tab, just like an actual pour. You can hear it rattling around, when you shake an empty can.
But, oh, those interesting layers as it settles in your glass! Just beautiful, an art form in itself. It's like watching sedimentary layers of silt, or waves recede over sand on a beach, or inks swirling in water. I don't know quite how to put it into words, I just know I've never seen anything like it. The color and taste are unparalleled. It's also a surprisingly light calorie beer, despite its seemingly heavy appearance; only 198 calories a pint. That's from the special brewing process.
Get in on the fun!
Posted by
Marie Doucette
Labels:
brewing,
Guinness
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